I Duz this!: Bag of hurt

Ok so here is a tune with one top Mc and and family member English Kid.

I love this tune!




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BITCH MOVE OF THE MONTH : The mouse that ate my manhood!

OK so Finally we have a bitch move of the month.
The person who is behind this 1st instalment is......
... me.
Yes that's right, I am the guy who is that bitch!
Now with most things I'm a man about my shit! But with a few things I am not. Here's the list,

• Spiders
• (Big) snakes
• Cock Roaches
• Rats
• Hairy women

So I'm @ home in my room chilling minding my own business. Them I hear this shriek from the other room.
Then I come out of my room all brave n fearless like super man.


I Ask whats wrong. I get told that there is a mouse in the house. So we proceed to get mouse traps.


Now I live in a house with just me and three ladies. So they are all shook, I'm like, whats all the hollering 4? its minor it ain't no rat! (I'm thinking this in my mind.) So I proceed to put the traps around the kitchen where the mouse was spotted. Doing it like a soldier, putting the traps round little corners I cant even see properly. So that's all said and done, I go about my business. All the hollering is done. Everything is calm... Dinner time approaches andI go to the kitchen. My house mate who is the most scared of all goes "did you move the trap"? I reply "nope"! "Well its not in the same place u put it". She continues. So I go take a look...

This is where the bitch in me kick's in. I C the mouse in the trap!Now don't get it twisted. The mouse doesn't scare me....

....when there alive. I will chase you round the house like I'm gunna have u 4 dinner. But seeing it life less, neck snapped was a bit morbid. All flimsy and ting.

So when it came time to dispose of the dead roadent I couldn't do it! Yes that's Right I Bitched out! The females in my house where looking @ me in disgust. I could see it in there eyes the look of ...your the man of the house....
... still couldn't do it. Even with the look they was given me. (I think @ that momment I got called a pussy! Not sure) So now one of my flat mates decides to get the courage, cause someones got to do it. So there I am in my room feeling like a BITCH! So my sub conscience goes come on bruv, You gunna let these girls punk you! So I come out of my room and say OK I'll do it.
Already on her knees just about to dispose of the dead sumting, with out looking up I get the reply. "Its to late mate just go back to your room"! (In the back ground I Hear the word coward thrown out. Im not sure if it was directed @ me...)

So i go back to my room, to go to proceed to search 4 my Manhood.

Bitch move of the month goes to... ME Yea! :(

Valentines Day: Bad Love

When love goes wroung it can b really terrible. But to someone like me it can b funny. I was in tears. Please listen to the whole thing. LMAO LOL



This is my favourite poet. He explains the pain of love very well.

Valentines Day: Good Love

All I can say is lyrics!

I need these in my life!

If you don't think these R D SHeeeet! You went crazy! I need a pair! OMFD!

Trainers with wings! G-NE-US.

I really believe when i getn a pair I could cruze in the air 4 @ least 10 seconds with each foot step.

Just know I'm on the hunt 4 theses bad boys!. If anyone knows the price n where from please get in touch! please!

But... but look @ your face!

OK so over the weekend went to the official party 4 the launch of the film notorious.It was absolutely heavy. Raved the night away, singing along 2 every biggie lyric. Caught bare jokes. Stuck 2 my no drinking bet. (I will do the whole year!) So now party done! Everyone has gone home. Next few days i c the pics.... I realise one thing..... I need media training!!!!

When enjoying music my face does weird things, and because I don't care about anything else going around me I don't c when ppl are taking pictures. So i get caught slipping. Here are a few examples so u can c what i mean.


NOT SECSAY!!!!





Look @ this flash back from the past. I was actually feeling the song!


Really needs work! Ewwww imagine the facial expressions i pull on the toilet seat. Or when I'm mashing... Not a good look.


I duz this! but i really wish i wouldn't!

Snow Wars. LOL Man dem vs Police

Ok this might not b everyones sorta music. Only 4 the hard body goonz. But either way skip past that and lock in to 2:29 and thats where the fun kicks in. LOL LOL I cant even lie, I was proud.

What was U thinking: Instalmet 1

If you have come across this blog spot and this is you or this is your friend. Just know its nothing personal. (I don't wanna get in beef of nothing, its just joke n my opinion) But what was he/you thinking? I appreciate Individuality, but... 2 far.

You should of known better. But your friends should of not allowed it either.
Did you go 4 the 2 brightest colours under then sun? Neoned out! Your colour coordination is serious! Thought this was 1986 Miami vice or sum ting. Your garmation is so loud, the DJ asked you to turn it down, he couldn't here what he was mixing. Well u definitely got noticed!

4 the simple reason I don't have to do nothing to the pic is serious. I hope it was 4 a bet.


Nothing more to say but ...

SNOW FIGHT! NO PLAY TING!

So its Sunday night. And the snow is falling fast and furious. But everyone who is coming out of the event we just came from is catching joke. Were all enjoying this amount of snow. (Well i say all. But not me. I was like bun dis I'm going, I'm not catching a cold 4 some fun in the snow. BAhhhhhhh hum bug!) so @ a eleven o'clock people are making snow men dashing snow balls. Some even got there tongues out... I don't get it either.

So anyway I'm sitting in the car, just keeping warm. then one of the team comes, its ace and he gets in the drivers seats. Were still waiting 4 kwame from UGC who is handing out flyer's 4 his event on Friday the seventh of February. Which is the official launch party 4 the Notorious film in the London @ plan B in brixton. (If u wanna come leave a comment with an contact and i will get back to you.)



So as Ace sits down he goes "I hate seeing brothers argue over money." I said "Who are you talking bout?" He reply's "Them two." Referring to the two guys standing on the other side of the drivers door. I go "What was said." The information given back was "The guy in the black jacket said to the hooded guy. I gave u 50. " But i dismissed it saying "nah its not that serious." Ace' spider sense kicks in and he goes "It's about to kick off".



As soon as he said that the guy in the black jacket caught to the stomach and one two the face.


The guy in the black jacket is on the floor out cold in the cold.


Looking like he is making snow angels.

By the time he has hit the ground girls are running over screaming.
All that was left was Chis Tucker to come running over screaming "You got knocked the f*** out! "

And the hooded guy who gave the KO combo, ducted across the car I'm in, into the car on the other side of us.

But this is what made it really funny. The getaway car should of been off down the road as soon as he shut the car door.
But because it snowing and the roads are icey, it could only do a steady pace of 5mph.

Let me tell ya i was in tears of laughter.
by the time the car had hit the corner the guy who was KOd was on his feet getting his head stroked by girls.


What I learnt from this episode of London in the snow is drive byes don't work in this weather.
or


Next lesson is trainers don't work on ice.

snow part . hype ting!! JME n Tempa T

now this week in London there has been a lot of snow.

I saw lightning and snow. A combination I have never seen before. I was amazed with a (sound effect) wow! and terrified @ the same time. It was really scary something out of a horror movie.

now I have 4 to 5 diffrent things to say about things 2 do with the snow.

but on the monday i came across this! Enjoy


this is how you have fun in the snow!


Wooooooiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!